I told Janine about the box, while we watched Game 3 of the NBA Finals yesterday. We had a couple of quick conversations during the commercial breaks and we decided that it was wrong to open the box. We couldn't just blatantly open it up, knowing that the true owner was only two doors down and all we had to do was just carry it over there.

So, we watched the Pistons trounce the Lakers and we went through a six pack of Sierra Nevada pale ale and caught a buzz. With our minds temporarily altered, we decided that it wasn't such a bad idea to open the box after all. Especially since the address on the box was our address. So we slipped on some gloves to conceal our fingerprints and we brought the box to the coffee table. Then we hugged and kissed each other goodbye just in case the box contained a bomb.

A couple of deep breaths and ten minutes later, we had the box open. We knew there was a great possibility that the box would contain sex-related items and we weren't disappointed. We took snapshots of the contents and then put everything back inside and sealed it all up. The box looked exactly like it did when it arrived here. Here's what we found inside:

Dual Gems (a two pronged vibrator)
Anal-ese (a tube of cherry flavored lubricant)
Leash & Collar (a leather leash attached to a leather collar)
Graduated Pearls Anal Love Beads (beads arranged in order of size with a pullring)
Sex Slave Bondage Fantasy Kit (has all sorts of ankle and wrist restraints and a feather tassel)