I experienced some early morning drama during my commute today. I was in the middle lane of the highway, when we hit traffic and slowed to a crawl. Normally, there isn't that much traffic at that hour of the morning, but today there was an accident. It slowed all lanes of traffic and the guy driving next to me, in the fastlane, seemed pretty upset about it. He was gesturing his arms and shouting at the car in front of him. I watched him, until he turned his head and gave me the stank eye.

At that exact moment, I heard a car horn blare out and saw this black sedan come screeching up behind the guy. For a second there, it looked like the sedan was going to smash into the back of the guy's car, but it swerved onto the shoulder and kept going. It must have been going really fast, because the guy's car lurched and jiggled, when it passed by. The guy looked over at me with his mouth wide open. I think he might have crapped his pants because he quickly pulled over onto the shoulder.

As for the assholes in the black sedan, what was so damn important that they had to endanger lives? I kept hoping that the cops at the accident would nab the fuckers, but I didn't see them pulled over anywhere.

Talk show guests for tomorrow, Tuesday June 15th
Conan O'Brien: Jackie Chan, Tim Russert, Franz Ferdinand
Craig Kilborn: Vincent Pastore, Paul Ogata, the Crusty Demons of Dirt
Daily Show: Hassan Ibrahim
David Letterman: Ben Stiller, Beastie Boys
Ellen DeGeneres: Emma Thompson, George Lopez, the Songwriters (R)
Jay Leno: Shawn Wayans, N.E.R.D.
Jimmy Kimmel: Jay Mohr, the Killers
Last Call: Blair Underwood, Brooke Burns, Indigo Girls
Regis and Kelly: Jackie Chan, Paris Hilton, Monica Mancini
Sharon Osbourne: Judge Mathis, Tamala Jones, Nathan West (R)
The View: Kristin Davis, George Michael