How embarrassing? Keaton walked in on me while I was singing that sheep song from the Serta commercial. You know, the one where the Image Consultant is speaking to the sheep and he tells them that they need to change their methods and become "New!" "Now!" and "Happening!" So the sheep don some dark sunglasses and start rapping these lyrics in the bedroom of a confused and frightened couple.
Gonna put you to SLEEP!
Gonna put you to SLEEP!
We're the sheep with the sleep.
And there's no BO PEEP!
Brian kept repeating those same verses over and over again, when he came over to help Marta. I couldn't shut him up and I couldn't leave my cube because I was waiting for an important phone call. So, now they're stuck in my head and I have an uncontrollable urge to bust a move and sing that groove. Insane, isn't it? It's a Serta conspiracy!
Here are the answers to last week's movie trivia:
1. (2003) "Helen Zass. So...uh...where's that...where's that name come from originally, is that...uh Ass-tralian?"
Max played by Shia LaBeouf in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
2. (2003) "So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear."
Miles Massey played by George Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty
3. (2003) "I just usually eat in the crapper. Saves time. You know, out with the old, in with the new."
Lloyd Christmas played by Eric Christian Olsen in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
4. (2002) "People break down into two groups when the experience something lucky. Group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. Just a happy turn of chance."
Reverend Graham Hess played by Mel Gibson in Signs
5. (2000) "Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated."
Marquis de Sade played by Geoffrey Rush in Quills
More movie quotes from Andrea. Name the movies for the following quotes:
1. (1996) "What are you, nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. I gotta go somewhere I can get a shot and a beer and a steak maybe. Not more fuckin' pancakes. Come on."
2. (1999) "Rule number one: Never carry a gun. If you carry a gun, you may be tempted to use it. Rule number two: Never trust a naked woman."
3. (2000) "What do you think is more exciting: having sex or boosting cars?"
4. (2001) "On a related subject, I must confess to you, I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife."
5. (2001) "I think there has to be a door between where you cook and where you crap. Even in the bush - tribal people, you know, they have places for both. Probably it's like a law. Maybe in the Bible. It's at least a code violation."
Talk show guests for tomorrow, Wednesday June 16th
Conan O'Brien: Steven Wright, Patti Scialfa
Craig Kilborn: Anthony LaPaglia, Peta Wilson, Stellastarr
Daily Show: Robert Reich
David Letterman: Dana Carvey, Wilco
Ellen DeGeneres: Charlie Sheen, Debra Jo Rupp, Anthony Hamilton (R)
Jay Leno: Jarod Miller and animals, James Garner, Diana Krall
Jimmy Kimmel: Dan Naturman
Last Call: Kid Rock, Mis-Teeq
Regis and Kelly: Christopher Walken, Ashlee Simpson, Jadakiss
Sharon Osbourne: Rob Schneider, Khandi Alexander, James Badge Dale (R)
The View: Tim Russert