I've been writing and re-writing this fucking entry and I don't know how to write it. So I'll write about the rack instead.

Several years ago, when Amelia left the company, instead of returning her office stuff to storage, she distributed it amongst us. I was the lucky person who got the set of cool stainless steel racks. There's a folder rack, a flat shelf rack and smaller shelf rack that fits on top of the flat shelf rack. The racks help me organize and keep all my crap in place, so that my cube doesn't look like my neighbors cube. Dave's cube is fucking fire hazard, but I won't go into that.

No, this entry is dedicated to the fuckhead or fuckheads, who stole my flat shelf rack. I walked into my cube this morning and something looked fucked up. Yeah, that's right, my folders were strewn across the right side of my desk. Oh, whoever emptied the racks, tried to stack everything neatly, but still, that doesn't change the fact that they fucking stole my rack!

So I went to Linda's cube and eyed her hole puncher. She has one of those old fashioned cast iron hole punchers that weighs a ton and has a lever that you can step on for those exceptionally thick reports. I was thinking about taking it and finding the dirty bastard(s) who stole my rack and bludgeoning them over the head with it.

Luckily, Linda walked in a few minutes later and was able to diffuse my anger. I told her about the rack and the other thing and she allowed me to cry on her shoulder. Then she took me to security and I reported the theft. I know it may not seem like it, but I'm totally calm now. I swear.

Talk show guests for tomorrow, Thursday June 17th
Conan O'Brien: Tom Hanks, Sam Moore
Craig Kilborn: Mandy Moore, Andrew W.K., Diana Krall
Daily Show: Graham Norton
David Letterman: Vince Vaughn, Margaret Cho
Ellen DeGeneres: Anthony LaPaglia, Cheryl Hines, Larissa Meek (R)
Jay Leno: Terry Bradshaw, Triana Gamaza, Lit
Jimmy Kimmel: Vince Curatola, 311
Last Call: Rob Lowe, Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkings, Vivian Green
Regis and Kelly: Dana Carvey, Jesse James, Gisele Bundchen
Sharon Osbourne: Wayne Brady, Kathy Najimy, Vanessa Williams, Josh Kelley (R)
The View: Jackie Chan, Nick Lachey, Patti Scialfa