I just came back from blading and I'm drinking an ice cold Glacier Freeze. Janine is away at her parents, but Helen came by last night and kept me company. Yup, she's back from her secret little excursion. We sat and looked at the sexy photos that she took. Most of them were watersports photos. That's something new. I didn't know she was into extreme watersports. She said it gets her adrenaline pumping and makes her feel alive.

She asked about Susan and I told her the whole spiel regarding Eric. She shook her head and replied that there's not much we could do, that we haven't already done. I told her that I knew that, but it still didn't make me feel any better. She hugged me and held me for a while and then told me I needed to relax. She said I was too tensed up. She made me strip and kneel on the floor in front of her. Then she placed my head in her lap and ran her fingers over my shoulder blades and up the back of my neck into my scalp. Oh, my lord, it was heavenly. No, it was beyond heavenly. She had me purring. The girl knows how to use her hands. Too bad she left in the morning for her parents. I could use another one of her massages.

I phoned up dad and told him I loved him. He told me he's going to be away for his birthday, but he wants to see me when he gets back. That kind of sucked, but I made him promise that we would have a bash next year. The grandparents weren't home. They're probably partying it up somewhere. I left them a mushy message. I think I'll shower and head on over to Annie's for our traditional dinner and movies.

Talk show guests for tomorrow, Monday June 21st
Conan O'Brien: The Rock, Colin Quinn, the Sleepy Jackson (R)
Craig Kilborn: Kyle MacLachlan, Lori Loughlin, Morris Day
Daily Show: Stephen F. Hayes
David Letterman: Detroit Pistons Coach Larry Brown, Sean Hayes, Phish
Ellen DeGeneres: Tom Hanks, Michael Buble (R)
Jay Leno: Keira Knightley, Dan Abrams, Avril Lavigne
Jimmy Kimmel: Alfred Molina, Los Lonely Boys
Last Call: Lindsay Lohan, Claire Forlani, Iron and Wine
Regis and Kelly: Joan Rivers, Vince Vaughn, a performance from "Avenue Q"
Sharon Osbourne: Daryl Hannah, Reiko Aylesworth, Stephen Spinella (R)
The View: Jane Kaczmarek, "Who Wants to Marry My Dad?" star Marty Okland