I received a bouquet of red roses, but they weren't from Seth. I'm thinking that they're from the anonymous Stalker Guy. He must be stepping it up a notch, because the roses looked expensive. Too bad I couldn't leave them in my cube at work or bring them home with me, due to my fear of insects. (Roses and plants are the perfect breeding grounds for insects) I wonder if Stalker Guy will still feel the same about me, once he finds out how neurotic I am about stuff like this.

Speaking of insects, I saw a couple of spiders when I went blading. They were in the corner of the last bench and I did a doubletake when I saw what was happening. The smaller spider of the two, was spinning a web around the spider who was at least twice it's size. The big spider was still alive because I could see it's legs twitching. I wonder what happened. Did the big spider piss the little spider off?

Well, it looks like Andrea is taking a little vacation from weekly trivia, so I'll try my hand at it again. There are no prizes or anything, but if you guess the band and the title of the song for the following lyrics, you might feel good about yourself:

1. I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends
they're in my head
I'm so ugly
that's okay 'cause so are you
we've broken our mirrors
sunday morning is everyday for all I care
and I'm not scared
light my candles in a daze
cause I found God

2. everytime I see your face
I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
everything you ever wanted
everything you ever thought of
is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too

3. forward yesterday
makes me wanna stay
what they said was real
makes me wanna steal
livin' under house
guess I'm livin', I'm a mouse
all I gots is time
got no meaning, just a rhyme

4. this wrinkle in time
I can't give it no credit
I thought about my space
and I really got me down
got me so down
I got me a headache
my heart is crammed in my cranium
and it still knows how to pound

5. you've got to trust your instinct
and let go of regret
you've got to bet on yourself now star
cause that's your best bet
watch me now with a wicked and wild and I said
we come with the funky style
that gets us known for the show
and we'll mix the hiphop reggae if we say it is so

Talk show guests for tomorrow, Wednesday July 28th
Conan O'Brien: Ray Liotta, Rachel Bilson, Carly Simon (R)
Craig Kilborn: Roma Downey, Patton Oswalt, Nick Swardson
Daily Show: Sen. Joe Biden
David Letterman: Bob Newhart, 213 featuring Snoop Dogg
Ellen DeGeneres: Halle Berry, Tom Selleck, Morris Day (R)
Jay Leno: Adrien Brody, Fred Willard at the Democratic Convention, Robbie Williams
Jimmy Kimmel: Magic Johnson, New Edition
Last Call: Will Ferrell, Demetri Martin (R)
Regis and Kelly: Sigourney Weaver, Zach Braff
Sharon Osbourne: Joey Fatone, Vivica A. Fox, Laura Harring, RZA (R)
The View: Chris Heinz, Vanessa Kerry, Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff