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Beth, Love my friends. Hate oatmeal and tofu.

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Your friend does something that's slightly deviant and you accidently witness it. What do you do?

Let me be more specific. I was on hold, so I thought I'd sneak onto the home server and peek through some of my coworker's personal folders. No, that's not the deviant act. It's illegal, but not deviant. No, the deviant act is writing a screenplay about office sex. I found it in someone's folder. He wrote these wild sexual fantasies about a group of women from another department. Some of the stuff is really nasty and painful. The guy is a friend of mine and apparently he's also a closet masochist. I know all of the women. They are also friends of mine. Should I reveal the screenplay to them? Or should I just mind my own business?

Linda sent us this story about a talking pig:

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read,

"...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think the man said:

"Fuck me! A talking pig!”

The shocked teacher was unable to read any further.
Talk show guests for tomorrow, Thursday August 12th
Conan O'Brien: Special Episode - DVD Infomercial
Craig Kilborn: Carmen Electra, Laird Hamilton, Old 97's
Daily Show: Bryan Keefer
David Letterman: Amy Sedaris, Robert Sullivan, Modest Mouse (R)
Ellen DeGeneres: Queen Latifah, Sheryl Crow (R)
Jay Leno: Naomi Watts, Matthew Lillard, Macy Gray
Jimmy Kimmel: Rodney Dangerfield, David Nkrumah Liebe Hart
Last Call: Seth Green, Joey Fatone, Judah Friedlander, Gavin DeGraw
Regis and Kelly: Julie Andrews, Jen Schefft, David Crosby and Graham Nash
Sharon Osbourne: A.J. Calloway, Jack Osbourne, Nia Vardalos (R)
The View: Kate Hudson, Maurice Bernard, Five for Fighting (R)

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