Oh, I don't believe this!

I tell her not to do it and what does she do? She does it anyway. Damn kids need to show some respect for their elders. About a month ago, Bondage Girl asked me if she could have another package delivered to our address and I definitively told her "no" she couldn't. She said she didn't want her mom to find out and I told her that I wasn't going to be an accomplice to that, because it would ultimately undermine her mom's authority.

So today, what do I find waiting for me? Another box. The UPS person must have just delivered it, because I passed their van at our intersection. The box is the same size as the last box and it's just sitting there waiting to be opened. Once again, I'll wait for Janine to get home before I do anything.

Right now, I'm baking some pizzas. I didn't have anything to eat today and yesterday I barfed up dinner. Those cookies that Keaton made were absolutely awful. She burned them and they tasted like yucky oatmeal. I had one after we ate dinner and it felt like the thing was alive, because it started churning my stomach. Towards the end of the night, Janine playfully jumped on top of me and started tickling me. I told her to stop, but she didn't and I ended up barfing on her.

Yeah, but that was last night and tonight is another story. These pizzas are good. I'm making them from "Flat Out" flatbreads. They're thin and crunchy with loads of toppings. They're absolutely yummy.